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Snickers Ad

World's Worst Hunting Dog

Lord of the Rings

"Christmas is Cancelled!"

"Easter is Cancelled!"

Winner!

For Sale

The Complaints Dept

Single Male

School

Read the Signs

Free to a Good Home

Favorite Quotes



Never miss a good chance to shut up.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye openner.

I plan to be spontaneous - tommorow.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Eagles may soar but weasils don't get sucked into jet engines.

Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

You are depriving some village of an idiot.

Remember: half the people you know are below average.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Light travels faster than sound. Thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.

Ambition is poor excuse for not having the sense to be lazy.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

Your proctologist called, they found your head.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple payments.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

Deep Thoughts



For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter..no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.

What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, "What am I doing?!"

What's another word for thesaurus?

If its zero degrees out today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Misc Links



The 86 Rules of Drinking #54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.

Google Fight! Make two google searches fight it out. IE: Pepsi vs Coke!

The Internet is For Porn Video: If you've heard of World of Warcraft (or porn) then this is the video for you! Hilarious!

Sysinternals Mostly for my own reference. This is an amazing collection of IT utilities, all freeware.

AoL sucks ass Audio: A recorded conversation of a guy trying to cancel his AoL account. This is why I hate companies like AoL, but its pretty funny still.

Guess The Google If you like google you'll like this little game. You're shown a bunch of images and you try to guess what the person searched for.

Hack MSN Spaces Like the Space Craft, another great page about how to tweak your MSN Space and add cool stuff.

Speed Test This is a very cool graphical speed test, shows you how fast your internet connection is.

Ihaterogers.ca Someone has gone to alot of trouble to bash Rogers (Canadian Cable Company). Very nicely done.

It's so hard! Turn your sound up for this page. Can you escape from the maze?

Demonic Dog Video: A dog possessed by Satan

Animation VS Animator Video: A really cool little animated flash cartoon.

Juggling in a Cone Video: Not sure how to describe this. It's juggling. It's trippy.

Deer vs Hunter Video: Deer kicks the crap out of a hunter. Pretty funny.

Nitrogen vs Pool Video: What happens when you pour liquid nitrogen into a pool?

Stardust Blog Yet another good blog

J-Walk Blog Another interesting blog

TorrentPond This is the 'google' of torrent searchs. Read my blog entry called "Dennis Recommends" for more info about torrents.

The Space Craft Great MSN Space. Explains how to add Windows Media Player and more to your space.

Misc Political Links



American Foreign Policy Funny Cartoon. A classic.

Canadian Foreign Policy Funny Cartoon. A classic.

The most bombed country on the planet What country has been bombed more then any other in the world? Germany? France? Japan? I think the answer will shock you. It's LAOS.

Is Bush an Idiot? Video from MSNBC. They had a segment called "Is Bush An Idiot?" where they debated Bush's intelligence for a good 10 minutes. I found this pretty funny.

The 2008 Elections If I was American this picture shows who I'd be voting for.

The United States of Canada Coming Soon!

The Iraq War A pic of a British newspaper's frontpage during the 2nd Iraq war.

2006 U.N. Map of The West Bank I'm not anti Israeli or Palestinian, I think both sides are wrong. But I find this map FACINATING. Take a look at all these illegal settlements and this huge wall their making! It looks like a massive prison! Warning: this is a large file, very detailed.

Total Land Area by Country Canada is 2nd. But look at the size of Russia!

Population by Country Canada is 36th for population & 9th for GDP.

GDP By Country I find this interesting. Shows how rich each country is.

MSN SPACES SUCKS. MSN SPACES BLOWS. MSN SPACES STINKS. FUCK YOU WINDOWS LIVE SUPPORT. MSN SPACES IS CRAP. MSN SPACES BAD. MSN SPACES ARE A HORRIBLE PLACE TO BLOG. WINDOWS LIVE SUCKS. WINDOWS LIVE BLOWS. WINDOWS LIVE STINKS. WINDOWS LIVE IS CRAP. FUCK YOU MICROSOFT GLOBAL ESCALATIONS. WINDOWS LIVE BLOWS. MICROSOFT CUSTOMER SERVICE SUCKS. MICROSOFT SUCKS. MSFT SUCKS. GET LINUX. DONT BLOG ON MSN SPACES. MSN SPACES SUCKS.

To: Microsoft
From: The Anteater