Synergy Blog

Porn Error 404

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:43:16 GMT

Techie Cops

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:41:59 GMT

I <3 Beer

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:41:04 GMT

Wrestling Accident!

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:38:54 GMT

I like his style

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:26:19 GMT

MSN SPACES SUCKS. MSN SPACES BLOWS. MSN SPACES STINKS. FUCK YOU WINDOWS LIVE SUPPORT. MSN SPACES IS CRAP. MSN SPACES BAD. MSN SPACES ARE A HORRIBLE PLACE TO BLOG. WINDOWS LIVE SUCKS. WINDOWS LIVE BLOWS. WINDOWS LIVE STINKS. WINDOWS LIVE IS CRAP. FUCK YOU MICROSOFT GLOBAL ESCALATIONS. WINDOWS LIVE BLOWS. MICROSOFT CUSTOMER SERVICE SUCKS. MICROSOFT SUCKS. MSFT SUCKS. GET LINUX. DONT BLOG ON MSN SPACES. MSN SPACES SUCKS.

To: Microsoft
From: The Anteater

Now I Can Drink and Drive!

Tue, 27 May 2008 01:23:51 GMT

Wii Pee

Tue, 27 May 2008 00:42:57 GMT

The Accountant's Tatoo

Sun, 25 May 2008 05:52:26 GMT

Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.

'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'

Larry is recovering in room 221 at the hospital.

The Kinky Shopper

Sun, 25 May 2008 05:18:48 GMT

Weird...

Sun, 25 May 2008 04:58:08 GMT

Beautiful and creepy, this huge hole in the ground situated in Darvaz, Uzbekistan
was once the site of a gas drilling site where 35 years ago, geologists discovered
a massive cavern filled with an unknown gas. It was claimed that since there was a
danger of poisonous gases in the cavern, the drilling company decided to ignite the
gases before proceeding with the drilling. The hole has been burning ever since.

More

This is "Morning Glory Pool", a hot spring in the Upper Geyser Basin of Yellowstone
National Park in the United States. It was named in the 1880s for its similarity to
the morning glory flower. The color is due to bacteria in the water, which has
changed the appearance of the pool as the water temperature has dropped.

More

The Maid

Sun, 25 May 2008 04:52:51 GMT

A maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked:
"Maria, times are tough. I must make do on what my husband gives me.
I'm not getting a raise. Tell me three reasons why you deserve one."
Maria says, "Well Senora, The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "I see."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?!"
Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did."
She got the raise.

The Internet

Thu, 22 May 2008 03:16:17 GMT

Elementary my dear Watson

Sat, 17 May 2008 07:57:44 GMT

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.

After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow... Why, what does it tell YOU?"

Holmes was silent for a moment, then spoke.

"Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."

Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?

Sat, 17 May 2008 07:35:23 GMT

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me……

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C% ……… reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where’s my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Caught on Film

Fri, 16 May 2008 03:27:49 GMT

Some cool pics! All are real.
To enlarge: hold shift, then click one.

Mmmmm

Sat, 10 May 2008 10:46:36 GMT

A Message From Canada

Sat, 10 May 2008 08:43:32 GMT

There are just over seven months until the American election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. Americans, show your solidarity! You should all get together and show each other your support for the candidate of your choice. It’s time that you all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike:

If you support the policies and character of Barack Obama, please drive with your headlights on during the day.

If you support John McCain, please drive with your headlights off at night.

Epic Failure

Sat, 03 May 2008 08:15:30 GMT

Bathroom Sex?

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:33:42 GMT

I was barely sitting down at the airport washroom, when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, “Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!”

And the other person says, “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!”

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. “Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them “No……..I’m a little busy right now!!!”

Then I hear the person say nervously, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps trying to talk to me.”

Cowboys & Chili

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:29:05 GMT

A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?”

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, “Nah, go ahead.”

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning in it with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.

The old cowboy lifts his head up and looks the younger man straight in the eyes, and quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.”

Photo Album: Buddy the Puppy

Sat, 17 May 2008 05:49:30 GMT

Buddy the Puppy

bud@10weeks@work

bud@10weeks0001

bud@10weeks0002

bud@10weeks0003

bud@10weeks0004

bud@10weeks0005

bud@11weeks

bud@11weeks2

bud@11weeks3

bud@11weeks5

More Photos...

Photo Album: Me

Sat, 17 May 2008 05:49:01 GMT

Summer 2004

Summer 2006

2007

MY DOG BUDDY! 2004

Toronto!

2006

Winter 2002 (3 Months Old)

Sadly, this picture has -not- been altered. That is her face. (an ex)

Proudly!

2007

More Photos...

Blog list: Credits

Tue, 27 May 2008 00:46:20 GMT

Credits

Yeah Oops!
Another Funny Blog
Facebook
The Funny Pictures Group
Phil's Phun
Another funny blog
Digg
Cool page
Bits and Pieces
The greatest blog ever. I can read it for hours on end.

Custom List: W E L C O M E

Sun, 25 May 2008 19:13:41 GMT

W E L C O M E

Greetings from Toronto, Canada. My name is Dennis Seaton, welcome to my space!

Custom List: 60 Favorite Bands

Sun, 25 May 2008 19:12:40 GMT

60 Favorite Bands

Eric Clapton
Stevie Ray Vaughan
System of a Down
The Who
Steve Miller Band
Jackson Five
Supertramp
The Doors
Bran Van 3000
Tom Petty
Smashing Pumpkins
Q-Tip
Rascalz
The Police
Arrested Development
Genesis
LL Cool J
Grateful Dead
Guess Who, The
Big Daddy Kane
Bjork
Blink 182
Blues Traveller
Dire Straits
Dr Dre
Doors, The
Eagles, The
Jimi Hendrix
Ella Fitzgerald
Foo Fighters
Fugees, The
Neil Young
Portis Head
Sade
Linkin Park
Kardinal Offishall
De La Soul
Lauryn Hill
Eminem
Radiohead
James Brown
Pink Floyd
Nirvana
Beastie Boys
Cure, The
Beck
India Arie
Erykah Badu
Jay Z
Sarah McLachlin
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Pharrell
Amy Winehouse
Coldplay
Led Zepplin
Jamiroquai
Classified
The Tragically Hip
Bob Marley
A Tribe Called Quest

Custom List: Favorite Quotes

Sun, 25 May 2008 03:31:04 GMT

Favorite Quotes

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple payments.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Your proctologist called, they found your head.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
Ambition is poor excuse for not having the sense to be lazy.
Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.
Light travels faster than sound. Thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Remember: half the people you know are below average.
You are depriving some village of an idiot.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
Eagles may soar but weasils don't get sucked into jet engines.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I plan to be spontaneous - tommorow.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye openner.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Custom List: Misc Links

Sat, 24 May 2008 07:28:19 GMT

Misc Links

The Space Craft
Great MSN Space. Explains how to add Windows Media Player and more to your space.
TorrentPond
This is the 'google' of torrent searchs. Read my blog entry called "Dennis Recommends" for more info about torrents.
J-Walk Blog
Another interesting blog
Stardust Blog
Yet another good blog
Nitrogen vs Pool
Video: What happens when you pour liquid nitrogen into a pool?
Deer vs Hunter
Video: Deer kicks the crap out of a hunter. Pretty funny.
Juggling in a Cone
Video: Not sure how to describe this. It's juggling. It's trippy.
Animation VS Animator
Video: A really cool little animated flash cartoon.
Demonic Dog
Video: A dog possessed by Satan
It's so hard!
Turn your sound up for this page. Can you escape from the maze?
Ihaterogers.ca
Someone has gone to alot of trouble to bash Rogers (Canadian Cable Company). Very nicely done.
Speed Test
This is a very cool graphical speed test, shows you how fast your internet connection is.
Hack MSN Spaces
Like the Space Craft, another great page about how to tweak your MSN Space and add cool stuff.
Guess The Google
If you like google you'll like this little game. You're shown a bunch of images and you try to guess what the person searched for.
AoL sucks ass
Audio: A recorded conversation of a guy trying to cancel his AoL account. This is why I hate companies like AoL, but its pretty funny still.
Sysinternals
Mostly for my own reference. This is an amazing collection of IT utilities, all freeware.
The Internet is For Porn
Video: If you've heard of World of Warcraft (or porn) then this is the video for you! Hilarious!
Google Fight!
Make two google searches fight it out. IE: Pepsi vs Coke!
The 86 Rules of Drinking
#54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.

Custom List: Misc Political Links

Sat, 24 May 2008 07:14:24 GMT

Misc Political Links

GDP By Country
I find this interesting. Shows how rich each country is.
Population by Country
Canada is 36th for population & 9th for GDP.
Total Land Area by Country
Canada is 2nd. But look at the size of Russia!
2006 U.N. Map of The West Bank
I'm not anti Israeli or Palestinian, I think both sides are wrong. But I find this map FACINATING. Take a look at all these illegal settlements and this huge wall their making! It looks like a massive prison! Warning: this is a large file, very detailed.
The Iraq War
A pic of a British newspaper's frontpage during the 2nd Iraq war.
The United States of Canada
Coming Soon!
The 2008 Elections
If I was American this picture shows who I'd be voting for.
Is Bush an Idiot?
Video from MSNBC. They had a segment called "Is Bush An Idiot?" where they debated Bush's intelligence for a good 10 minutes. I found this pretty funny.
The most bombed country on the planet
What country has been bombed more then any other in the world? Germany? France? Japan? I think the answer will shock you. It's LAOS.
Canadian Foreign Policy
Funny Cartoon. A classic.
American Foreign Policy
Funny Cartoon. A classic.

Custom List: Deep Thoughts

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 19:07:11 GMT

Deep Thoughts

If its zero degrees out today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
What's another word for thesaurus?
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, "What am I doing?!"
What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.
For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter..no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running.

Custom List: Funny Audio Clips

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 16:27:38 GMT

Funny Audio Clips

Custom List: Join my friend List!

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 22:01:26 GMT

Join my friend List!

If this page gave you a laugh, join my friend list! Your picture will go up on my page with a link to your space!
(To join just put your mouse over my profile picture. You must be signed in to MSN first, you can do that at the top right corner of this page). Thanks for dropping by!

Custom List: Text too Small?

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:49:58 GMT

Text too Small?

A tip! If the text is too small on this page then click VIEW on your browser & hit TEXT SIZE then refresh the page.

Custom List: More Funny Pics

Fri, 26 May 2006 23:15:08 GMT

More Funny Pics

Custom List: Classic WebGames

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:49:03 GMT

Classic WebGames

Music List: Favorite SLOW Songs

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:19:39 GMT

Favorite SLOW Songs

Sarah McLachlin: Adia
Erykah Badu: Appletree
Sade: By Your Side
Lauryn Hill: Forgive Them Father
India Arie: Get it Together
Jamiroquai: Half the Man
LL Cool J: Hey Lover
LL Cool J: I Need Love
Sarah McLachlin: I Will Remember You
Marvin Gaye: Lets Get It On
Sade: Lovers Rock
Ella Fitzgerald: Mack the Knife
India Arie: Slow Down
Erykah Badu: Sometimes
Alanis Morrisette: Still (Dogma)
India Arie: Talk to Her
Lauryn Hill: Tell Him
India Arie: The Little Things
Craig David Ft. Sting: The Rise and Fall
Lauryn Hill: To Zion
The Tragically Hip: Wheat Kings
Sarah McLachlin: World on Fire